He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I didn't notice because vodka
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
Randomize
