UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
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