super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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