Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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