If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
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It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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