my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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