The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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