I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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