I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
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