she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
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