Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
My nipple is on Facebook.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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