Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Randomize
