I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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