Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
we should paint friendship bongs
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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