And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
this just has baby written all over it
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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