Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Randomize