THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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