She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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