Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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