remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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