I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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