I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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