is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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