their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Where is the hickey?
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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