She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I lost the right to judge tonight
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Randomize
