we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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