So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
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