That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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