hell yes lets make some ravioli
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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