Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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