I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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