i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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