you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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