Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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