Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Randomize