Yo dont text me then not text me
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
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