32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Randomize