My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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