Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Randomize
