If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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