My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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