Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
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