Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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