Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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