No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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