4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
What did we do last night that was yellow?
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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