I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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