whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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