it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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