Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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