I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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