I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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