Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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