Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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