I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Randomize
